FORCIBLY GRABBED

I’m already one year old and my mommy is still whining about her birthing pains when she gave birth to me. I don’t know if she means that literally, or she’s just trying to say that I, her cute and adorable baby boy, bore deep holes into her pocket.

* OB-gyne = P250.00 / visit
* maternity bill (normal delivery) = P25,000.00
* maternity bill (ceasarian section) = P80,000.00
* iPD vaccine = P4,000.00 x 3
* rotavirus vaccine = P3000.00 x 2
* 900 g infant formula = P860.00
* sleepless nights = PRICELESS

Apparently, mom and dad are still going to have to think twice before giving me a baby sister, unless of course they want their payday loans for the next three years to be forcibly grabbed by little baby sister and me. Hehehe.