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ENCORE

Encore!! Encore!!

REGULARLY

No worries. I do this regularly.

TABLE FOOD

Tita Doc told them to let me eat table food already. Pizza is a table food right?

CUTE AS A BUTTON

My nose is as cute as a button, mommy would always say.

EVERYDAY

I grow bigger and uglier everyday.

THIS PICTURE

Obviously, my mom took this picture.

RIPPED BODY

Well defined cheekbones.. jet black hair.. sculpted muscles.. ripped body..

What's not to like?

REALLY YOUR SON

So I really am your son. Huh?

INFANT LIFE

For the first time in my infant life, I don't know what to write.

FORCIBLY GRABBED

I’m already one year old and my mommy is still whining about her birthing pains when she gave birth to me. I don’t know if she means that literally, or she’s just trying to say that I, her cute and adorable baby boy, bore deep holes into her pocket.

* OB-gyne = P250.00 / visit
* maternity bill (normal delivery) = P25,000.00
* maternity bill (ceasarian section) = P80,000.00
* iPD vaccine = P4,000.00 x 3
* rotavirus vaccine = P3000.00 x 2
* 900 g infant formula = P860.00
* sleepless nights = PRICELESS

Apparently, mom and dad are still going to have to think twice before giving me a baby sister, unless of course they want their
payday loans for the next three years to be forcibly grabbed by little baby sister and me. Hehehe.

KISSING BOOTH

Aren't you people tired of kissing me?

I am a baby for God's sake, not a kissing booth!

GRANDMA JEBE

I hear mom and dad talking at night about how Grandma Jebe worked day and night so she could said my Mommy and my Aunt Bebeth to an exclusive school. I heard she is a single mother too. It must have been really hard for her.

Mom graduated college five years ago and my Aunt Bebeth is already in Med School but she says that she’s still paying for a
cash advance loan she got many years ago. She might just be exaggerating, but it’s probably close to the truth.

Grandma Jebe is the greatest woman I know. When she grows old, I’m going to take care of her.

COMPLICATED

I only know happiness and hunger but they still think I'm complicated.

TOO OBVIOUS

This old lady is too obvious.

BIG FOREHEADS

Big foreheads run on my mom's side of the family. I just hope that equates to big brains.. or I'm toast.

NOT A PIG

Let me out of here! I'm not a pig!

MORE IMPORTANT

The day I was able to sit on a high chair at Jollibee was more important to my parents than the day Ninoy Aquino died for our country.

MORE THAN HAPPY

The lechon de leche didn't make it to the table. so I was more than happy to take it's place.

LOLO ANDRES

Lolo Andres who?

LITERALLY

Welcome to my crib, err, literally.

MY BAD

Me: That's mom, dad and me. We are the cam whor--

Mom: Iago!

Me: What? I was just gonna say "family".

Mom: Iago Francis..

Me: Uh, ok mom, my bad.

MY FEET

Wait I don't understand. Where did all my feet go?

LIKE MR. CLEAN

Damn, I look like Mr. Clean.

PRETTY FRIENDS

My mom has a lot of pretty friends.

I bet they instantly felt the pressure of bearing a cute and talented baby after they saw me.

ON MY EYES

My evil mom accidentally dripped shampoo on my eyes.

Now I look like Captain Piggy Barbosa without the eyepatch.

HAD TO GIVE UP

This is the life mom had to give up so she could take care of me.

NO IDEA

They obviously had no idea..

60 SECONDS

OK mom, you HAD a nice waist. I'll give you 60 seconds.

Tell me when you're done and I'll escort you back to reality.

OTHER THAN HER

I have 12 years to practice this move before my mommy even allows me to look at girls other than her.

THAT UGLY THING

Hey dear reader, what's that ugly thing crawling on your shoulder?

ABOUT A THING

Don't you worry about a thing Uncle Jong. I promise to take care of your daughter and bring her home by midnight.

IN THE BLOOD

Happiness runs in the blood.

KISS AND MAKE UP

Mom and I have this sort of love-hate relationship going on, but we make it a point to kiss and make up by the end of the day.

SO THEY SAY

Love hurts, so they say.

FUTILE ATTEMPTS

Mom, is this another one of your futile attempts to give me a baby sister?

If your answer is no, then good --because I'm not a friggin' schizo!

ON THE LIPS

.. to think this is the same lady who asks everybody not to kiss me on the lips.

38,458,239 microbes and counting.

HIGH PRICE

Nationalistic baby throwing a tantrum over the high price of rice and gasoline! See page 36 for details.

DON IAGO

They don't call me "Don Iago" for nothing.

JUST HOLLYWOOD

Do not be decieved by my disappearing hands. As Kobe Bryant used to say, "It's jus' Hollywood baby."

NOT AN OPTION

These are one of those very few moments when farting is not an option. Help!

MY MOHAWK

I miss my mohawk.

TINY LITTLE THING

Who is that tiny little thing, Mama Jebe?

HER LOVE

Unfortunately, this is how the queen expresses her love for us.

SO LITTLE TIME

So many girls, so little time.

OPERATIVE WORD

Alright, I was an ugly baby.. "was", being the operative word.

NOT YET DECENT

Get out! I'm not yet decent.

THIS TIME

Daaad! Look what mommy did to me this time!

LIKE A MESS

You just gave birth to me, I'll give you that.

-- but is that reason enough to look like a rape victim?

CATCH ME LAUGHING

You can try mom, but you're never going to catch me laughing!

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