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Encore!! Encore!!
No worries. I do this regularly.
Tita Doc told them to let me eat table food already. Pizza is a table food right?
My nose is as cute as a button, mommy would always say.
I grow bigger and uglier everyday.
Obviously, my mom took this picture.
Well defined cheekbones.. jet black hair.. sculpted muscles.. ripped body..What's not to like?
So I really am your son. Huh?
For the first time in my infant life, I don't know what to write.
I’m already one year old and my mommy is still whining about her birthing pains when she gave birth to me. I don’t know if she means that literally, or she’s just trying to say that I, her cute and adorable baby boy, bore deep holes into her pocket.
* OB-gyne = P250.00 / visit
* maternity bill (normal delivery) = P25,000.00
* maternity bill (ceasarian section) = P80,000.00
* iPD vaccine = P4,000.00 x 3
* rotavirus vaccine = P3000.00 x 2
* 900 g infant formula = P860.00
* sleepless nights = PRICELESS
Apparently, mom and dad are still going to have to think twice before giving me a baby sister, unless of course they want their payday loans for the next three years to be forcibly grabbed by little baby sister and me. Hehehe.
Aren't you people tired of kissing me?
I am a baby for God's sake, not a kissing booth!
I hear mom and dad talking at night about how Grandma Jebe worked day and night so she could said my Mommy and my Aunt Bebeth to an exclusive school. I heard she is a single mother too. It must have been really hard for her.
Mom graduated college five years ago and my Aunt Bebeth is already in Med School but she says that she’s still paying for a cash advance loan she got many years ago. She might just be exaggerating, but it’s probably close to the truth.
Grandma Jebe is the greatest woman I know. When she grows old, I’m going to take care of her.
I only know happiness and hunger but they still think I'm complicated.
This old lady is too obvious.
Big foreheads run on my mom's side of the family. I just hope that equates to big brains.. or I'm toast.
Let me out of here! I'm not a pig!
The day I was able to sit on a high chair at Jollibee was more important to my parents than the day Ninoy Aquino died for our country.
The lechon de leche didn't make it to the table. so I was more than happy to take it's place.
Lolo Andres who?
Welcome to my crib, err, literally.
Me: That's mom, dad and me. We are the cam whor--Mom: Iago!Me: What? I was just gonna say "family".
Mom: Iago Francis..
Me: Uh, ok mom, my bad.
Wait I don't understand. Where did all my feet go?
Damn, I look like Mr. Clean.
My mom has a lot of pretty friends.
I bet they instantly felt the pressure of bearing a cute and talented baby after they saw me.
My evil mom accidentally dripped shampoo on my eyes.
Now I look like Captain Piggy Barbosa without the eyepatch.
This is the life mom had to give up so she could take care of me.
They obviously had no idea..
OK mom, you HAD a nice waist. I'll give you 60 seconds.
Tell me when you're done and I'll escort you back to reality.
I have 12 years to practice this move before my mommy even allows me to look at girls other than her.
Hey dear reader, what's that ugly thing crawling on your shoulder?
Don't you worry about a thing Uncle Jong. I promise to take care of your daughter and bring her home by midnight.
Happiness runs in the blood.
Mom and I have this sort of love-hate relationship going on, but we make it a point to kiss and make up by the end of the day.
Love hurts, so they say.
Mom, is this another one of your futile attempts to give me a baby sister?
If your answer is no, then good --because I'm not a friggin' schizo!
.. to think this is the same lady who asks everybody not to kiss me on the lips.
38,458,239 microbes and counting.
Nationalistic baby throwing a tantrum over the high price of rice and gasoline! See page 36 for details.
They don't call me "Don Iago" for nothing.
Do not be decieved by my disappearing hands. As Kobe Bryant used to say, "It's jus' Hollywood baby."
These are one of those very few moments when farting is not an option. Help!
I miss my mohawk.
Who is that tiny little thing, Mama Jebe?
Unfortunately, this is how the queen expresses her love for us.
So many girls, so little time.
Alright, I was an ugly baby.. "was", being the operative word.
Get out! I'm not yet decent.
Daaad! Look what mommy did to me this time!
You just gave birth to me, I'll give you that.
-- but is that reason enough to look like a rape victim?
You can try mom, but you're never going to catch me laughing!