HIGH PRICE

Nationalistic baby throwing a tantrum over the high price of rice and gasoline! See page 36 for details.

DON IAGO

They don't call me "Don Iago" for nothing.

JUST HOLLYWOOD

Do not be decieved by my disappearing hands. As Kobe Bryant used to say, "It's jus' Hollywood baby."

NOT AN OPTION

These are one of those very few moments when farting is not an option. Help!

MY MOHAWK

I miss my mohawk.

TINY LITTLE THING

Who is that tiny little thing, Mama Jebe?

HER LOVE

Unfortunately, this is how the queen expresses her love for us.

SO LITTLE TIME

So many girls, so little time.

OPERATIVE WORD

Alright, I was an ugly baby.. "was", being the operative word.

NOT YET DECENT

Get out! I'm not yet decent.

THIS TIME

Daaad! Look what mommy did to me this time!

LIKE A MESS

You just gave birth to me, I'll give you that.

-- but is that reason enough to look like a rape victim?

CATCH ME LAUGHING

You can try mom, but you're never going to catch me laughing!

SLEEPY SIOPAO

Why do I have a feeling that I look like a big bun of sleepy siopao in this picture?

FOR A REFUND

I'm going to ask Auntie Bebeth for a refund on my medical checkups because she didn't finish med school earlier.

WET MY PANTS

Mama Jebe, I just wet my pants! Is this normal?

YOU AND ME

It's you and me again mom, whether you like it or not!

HEAD OVER HEELS

I can understand why they're all hear over heels crazy about me.

NEXT TO UGLINESS

Dad, you know that oiliness is next to ugliness.. right?

WHO MARIE IS

I know that you already have a conclusion as to who Marie really is in my life.

WEIRD LADY

Leave me alone, you weird lady!

JOHNNY BRAVO

My name is Bravo. Johnny Bravo.

BIG HEAD

The only good thing about my big head is that people think I'm intelligent.

FAVORITE PLACE

I really love it when they kiss me like this or I'm just being sarcastic.

TWO PEAS

My mommy and I are like two peas in a pod.

MAMA JEBE

I want you to meet my super Mama Jebe.

DOUBLE CLICK

Me: You have to double click that widget on the right dad.

Dad: Asa ani? Kani?

Me: Duh, that one just below the google tool bar.

TWO COTTONS

Two cottons in my nostrils and I'd be dead.

Yeah, dead with embarrassment.

WITH HER RAZORS

Happiness is my mom biting my shoulders with her razors.

FORGIVE MY PARENTS

Lord, forgive my parents for they do not know what they are doing.

BIG EARS

Uncle, what big ears you have?

LITTLE MERMAN

This little merman thingy is fine by me just as long as you don't show it to my future girlfriends.

YOUR BACKPACK

Aaaahmm.. mom.. how do I say this.. your backpack is showing.

SEXY BACK

I'm bringin' sexy back!

AWFULLY FAMILIAR

Hey mister, you look awfully familiar. Are you in showbiz?

BAD FEELING

I really have a bad feeling about this.

HAPPY MEAL

Dad, am I old enough to order a happy meal with go large french fries and drinks?

ON DRY LAND

My floater becomes a makeshift prison cell on dry land.

FOR LUNATICS

I'm practicing laughter yoga for lunatics.

IN DIAPERS

Do I look like the late-Fernando-Poe-Jr.-in-diapers?

ALREADY FREEZING

Can't you tell my cute butt is already freezing?

FIX ME UP

I wish Auntie Bebeth is already a doctor, so she could fix me up if ever I get a cold out of this.

GOOD IMPRESSION

Uncle Jong has two daughters. I have to make a good impression, just in case.

CATS AND DOGS

I bet a lot of people are talking about how cute I am, like they do cats and dogs.

GOOD ROLE MODEL

My mom likes to imitate me so I have to be a good role model.

WHEN I LEFT

I saw them cry when I left.

OUT OF THE WATER

I kicked so hard and so fast so fell asleep on my floater.

My alien mom laughed first, before taking me out of the water.

BREASTFEEDING ME

My mommy's nipples already gave up breastfeeding me, but she didn't.

GINGERBREAD MAN

Mama Jebe says "Gingerbread" with a G, and says "Man" like Bob Marley.

AN EXCUSE

My mommy makes me an excuse to buy a whole lot of story books.