SLEEPY SIOPAO

Why do I have a feeling that I look like a big bun of sleepy siopao in this picture?

FOR A REFUND

I'm going to ask Auntie Bebeth for a refund on my medical checkups because she didn't finish med school earlier.

WET MY PANTS

Mama Jebe, I just wet my pants! Is this normal?

YOU AND ME

It's you and me again mom, whether you like it or not!

HEAD OVER HEELS

I can understand why they're all hear over heels crazy about me.

NEXT TO UGLINESS

Dad, you know that oiliness is next to ugliness.. right?

WHO MARIE IS

I know that you already have a conclusion as to who Marie really is in my life.

WEIRD LADY

Leave me alone, you weird lady!

JOHNNY BRAVO

My name is Bravo. Johnny Bravo.

BIG HEAD

The only good thing about my big head is that people think I'm intelligent.

FAVORITE PLACE

I really love it when they kiss me like this or I'm just being sarcastic.

TWO PEAS

My mommy and I are like two peas in a pod.

MAMA JEBE

I want you to meet my super Mama Jebe.

DOUBLE CLICK

Me: You have to double click that widget on the right dad.

Dad: Asa ani? Kani?

Me: Duh, that one just below the google tool bar.

TWO COTTONS

Two cottons in my nostrils and I'd be dead.

Yeah, dead with embarrassment.

WITH HER RAZORS

Happiness is my mom biting my shoulders with her razors.

FORGIVE MY PARENTS

Lord, forgive my parents for they do not know what they are doing.

BIG EARS

Uncle, what big ears you have?

LITTLE MERMAN

This little merman thingy is fine by me just as long as you don't show it to my future girlfriends.

YOUR BACKPACK

Aaaahmm.. mom.. how do I say this.. your backpack is showing.

SEXY BACK

I'm bringin' sexy back!

AWFULLY FAMILIAR

Hey mister, you look awfully familiar. Are you in showbiz?

BAD FEELING

I really have a bad feeling about this.

HAPPY MEAL

Dad, am I old enough to order a happy meal with go large french fries and drinks?

ON DRY LAND

My floater becomes a makeshift prison cell on dry land.

FOR LUNATICS

I'm practicing laughter yoga for lunatics.

IN DIAPERS

Do I look like the late-Fernando-Poe-Jr.-in-diapers?

ALREADY FREEZING

Can't you tell my cute butt is already freezing?

FIX ME UP

I wish Auntie Bebeth is already a doctor, so she could fix me up if ever I get a cold out of this.

GOOD IMPRESSION

Uncle Jong has two daughters. I have to make a good impression, just in case.

CATS AND DOGS

I bet a lot of people are talking about how cute I am, like they do cats and dogs.

GOOD ROLE MODEL

My mom likes to imitate me so I have to be a good role model.

WHEN I LEFT

I saw them cry when I left.

OUT OF THE WATER

I kicked so hard and so fast so fell asleep on my floater.

My alien mom laughed first, before taking me out of the water.

BREASTFEEDING ME

My mommy's nipples already gave up breastfeeding me, but she didn't.

GINGERBREAD MAN

Mama Jebe says "Gingerbread" with a G, and says "Man" like Bob Marley.

AN EXCUSE

My mommy makes me an excuse to buy a whole lot of story books.

JUST A BABY

I'm just a baby but I already have a lot to smile about.

MY OWN CAR

At last, they let me drive my own car.

HEROES WELCOME

I didn't win anything yet but they already gave me a heroes welcome in Bacolod.

HAPPY HORMONES

I hope mommy gets a lot of happy hormones whenever she does this to me.

GOING TO BE

Auntie Bebeth's boyfriend is going to be a pediatric neurosurgeon.

My mommy said that's someone who operates on babies brains.

UNDERWEAR MODEL

My mommy is probably hoping to cash in if I make it as an underwear model someday.

AGAIN MOM

There you go again mom. Grrr!

AGAIN MOM

There you go again mom. Grrr!

ALL GIRLS

I like Marie because she's pretty, but my mommy said that all girls are evil.

CHICKEN FOR DINNER

Daddy bought these rubber mats for my playground instead of chicken for dinner.

DESCRIBE MYSELF

Friendster asked me to describe myself.

They expect too much from me.

STRANGE FEELING

My mommy loves her lolo very much.

I have a strange feeling that I love him too.

JUST FRIENDS

We're just friends.