1 2 3 4 5: October 2008

My mom has a lot of pretty friends.

I bet they instantly felt the pressure of bearing a cute and talented baby after they saw me.

My evil mom accidentally dripped shampoo on my eyes.

Now I look like Captain Piggy Barbosa without the eyepatch.

This is the life mom had to give up so she could take care of me.

They obviously had no idea..

OK mom, you HAD a nice waist. I'll give you 60 seconds.

Tell me when you're done and I'll escort you back to reality.

I have 12 years to practice this move before my mommy even allows me to look at girls other than her.

Hey dear reader, what's that ugly thing crawling on your shoulder?

Don't you worry about a thing Uncle Jong. I promise to take care of your daughter and bring her home by midnight.

Happiness runs in the blood.

Mom and I have this sort of love-hate relationship going on, but we make it a point to kiss and make up by the end of the day.

Love hurts, so they say.

Mom, is this another one of your futile attempts to give me a baby sister?

If your answer is no, then good --because I'm not a friggin' schizo!

.. to think this is the same lady who asks everybody not to kiss me on the lips.

38,458,239 microbes and counting.

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