So I really am your son. Huh?
FORCIBLY GRABBED
I’m already one year old and my mommy is still whining about her birthing pains when she gave birth to me. I don’t know if she means that literally, or she’s just trying to say that I, her cute and adorable baby boy, bore deep holes into her pocket.* OB-gyne = P250.00 / visit
* maternity bill (normal delivery) = P25,000.00
* maternity bill (ceasarian section) = P80,000.00
* iPD vaccine = P4,000.00 x 3
* rotavirus vaccine = P3000.00 x 2
* 900 g infant formula = P860.00
* sleepless nights = PRICELESS
Apparently, mom and dad are still going to have to think twice before giving me a baby sister, unless of course they want their payday loans for the next three years to be forcibly grabbed by little baby sister and me. Hehehe.
KISSING BOOTH
Aren't you people tired of kissing me?I am a baby for God's sake, not a kissing booth!
GRANDMA JEBE
I hear mom and dad talking at night about how Grandma Jebe worked day and night so she could said my Mommy and my Aunt Bebeth to an exclusive school. I heard she is a single mother too. It must have been really hard for her.Mom graduated college five years ago and my Aunt Bebeth is already in Med School but she says that she’s still paying for a cash advance loan she got many years ago. She might just be exaggerating, but it’s probably close to the truth.
Grandma Jebe is the greatest woman I know. When she grows old, I’m going to take care of her.
BIG FOREHEADS
Big foreheads run on my mom's side of the family. I just hope that equates to big brains.. or I'm toast.
MORE IMPORTANT
The day I was able to sit on a high chair at Jollibee was more important to my parents than the day Ninoy Aquino died for our country.
MORE THAN HAPPY
The lechon de leche didn't make it to the table. so I was more than happy to take it's place.
MY BAD
Me: That's mom, dad and me. We are the cam whor--Mom: Iago!
Me: What? I was just gonna say "family".
Mom: Iago Francis..
Me: Uh, ok mom, my bad.
