MAMA JEBE

I want you to meet my super Mama Jebe.

DOUBLE CLICK

Me: You have to double click that widget on the right dad.

Dad: Asa ani? Kani?

Me: Duh, that one just below the google tool bar.

TWO COTTONS

Two cottons in my nostrils and I'd be dead.

Yeah, dead with embarrassment.

WITH HER RAZORS

Happiness is my mom biting my shoulders with her razors.

FORGIVE MY PARENTS

Lord, forgive my parents for they do not know what they are doing.

BIG EARS

Uncle, what big ears you have?

LITTLE MERMAN

This little merman thingy is fine by me just as long as you don't show it to my future girlfriends.

YOUR BACKPACK

Aaaahmm.. mom.. how do I say this.. your backpack is showing.

SEXY BACK

I'm bringin' sexy back!

AWFULLY FAMILIAR

Hey mister, you look awfully familiar. Are you in showbiz?

BAD FEELING

I really have a bad feeling about this.

HAPPY MEAL

Dad, am I old enough to order a happy meal with go large french fries and drinks?

ON DRY LAND

My floater becomes a makeshift prison cell on dry land.

FOR LUNATICS

I'm practicing laughter yoga for lunatics.

IN DIAPERS

Do I look like the late-Fernando-Poe-Jr.-in-diapers?

ALREADY FREEZING

Can't you tell my cute butt is already freezing?

FIX ME UP

I wish Auntie Bebeth is already a doctor, so she could fix me up if ever I get a cold out of this.

GOOD IMPRESSION

Uncle Jong has two daughters. I have to make a good impression, just in case.

CATS AND DOGS

I bet a lot of people are talking about how cute I am, like they do cats and dogs.

GOOD ROLE MODEL

My mom likes to imitate me so I have to be a good role model.

WHEN I LEFT

I saw them cry when I left.

OUT OF THE WATER

I kicked so hard and so fast so fell asleep on my floater.

My alien mom laughed first, before taking me out of the water.

BREASTFEEDING ME

My mommy's nipples already gave up breastfeeding me, but she didn't.

GINGERBREAD MAN

Mama Jebe says "Gingerbread" with a G, and says "Man" like Bob Marley.

AN EXCUSE

My mommy makes me an excuse to buy a whole lot of story books.

JUST A BABY

I'm just a baby but I already have a lot to smile about.

MY OWN CAR

At last, they let me drive my own car.

HEROES WELCOME

I didn't win anything yet but they already gave me a heroes welcome in Bacolod.

HAPPY HORMONES

I hope mommy gets a lot of happy hormones whenever she does this to me.

GOING TO BE

Auntie Bebeth's boyfriend is going to be a pediatric neurosurgeon.

My mommy said that's someone who operates on babies brains.

UNDERWEAR MODEL

My mommy is probably hoping to cash in if I make it as an underwear model someday.

AGAIN MOM

There you go again mom. Grrr!

AGAIN MOM

There you go again mom. Grrr!

ALL GIRLS

I like Marie because she's pretty, but my mommy said that all girls are evil.

CHICKEN FOR DINNER

Daddy bought these rubber mats for my playground instead of chicken for dinner.

DESCRIBE MYSELF

Friendster asked me to describe myself.

They expect too much from me.

STRANGE FEELING

My mommy loves her lolo very much.

I have a strange feeling that I love him too.

JUST FRIENDS

We're just friends.

HAPPY TO SEE ME

I finally met my great grand lolo and lola when my mommy and I went to Bacolod.

They seem really happy to see me.

AT THE AIRPORT

This is me and my mommy at the airport.

My daddy Lo jokes a lot about me being Cebu's most well traveled baby.

JUST THE SAME

We used to live in a very small house with no faucets and a lot of mosquitoes, but we were happy just the same.

UNIQUE NAME

My other Tita Doc said that I have a very unique name.

She doesn't know that my mommy took it from Shakespeare's most dreadful villain.

UNCLE METRO

I'm not going to tell why I call him my Uncle Metro. Hehe.

FEMALE HEADACHES

Here's how I'm probably going to look like when I grow up.

I bet my mommy's going to have a lot of nagging female headaches. Hehe.

CANNED SARDINES

How they regretted not paying for a private ceremony when I was baptised.

..well, with 50 other babies, 80 other parents and 100 other guests in a small room that made us look like canned sardines. LOLz.

FORBIDDEN SECTION

Mommy La took a pose with me in a forbidden section near the altar. As expected, everybody else followed.

LIKE DEVILS

I am a christian now, so why are they grinning like devils?

CRYING A BUCKET

I was crying a bucket the whole time I was baptised because my 6'2'' Uncle Atoy pinched me.

You wait 'til I'm older uncle.

ALL THE LAUNDRY

Daddy insisted that we stop over for coffee at Fresco. I made him stay up until 4 AM after doing all the laundry.

My bad.

SERENDIPITY

My mommy cut some hair on top of my head so the naughty kid next to me can't pull my hair anymore.

She let me sport my mohawk up to now because it looks good on me. Weeeee, serendipity!